Security Measures

This post is really about my new fringe purse, but who would want to read that?  Please do keep reading for what Winston has to say about it. 

How often is it that you buy a new purse or something and it turns out better than you expected?  For me, never.  The only time I don’t have buyer’s remorse is when Troy buys it for me.  And how often is the thing you want still there when it goes on sale?  I bought this purse for the cute tassel, because fringe is the BEST THING EVER.

So what could be better than a fringe tassel?  A fringe tassel that is also a wristband.  No purse snatcher is going to get my bag.  (Disclaimer:  Of course I know that a clever thief can easily outsmart me.  What I really mean is that the purse has one more impediment between me and the snatcher.  I am giving him every incentive to go target someone else.)  Important stuff inside is fastened in with clips and cable ties.

Me to my kids:  Isn’t my fringe wristband great?

Winston:  Kind of great, but not very.

Me:  What would be great?

Winston:  A gravity field that brought it back if it got stolen.